ok cool because I know a a guy who needs his tires slashed bb💕
little snake in sweater
(Source: stabla)
well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day
Whenever I see Danny Devito I have flashbacks to being on acid and that is surely something I never expected.
now hiring someone to help me beat up a meanie. inquire within
Good Things - The Menzingers (On The Impossible Past)
I’ve been having a horrible time
Pulling myself together
I’ve been closing my eyes to find
Why all good things should fall apart
My mom is testing my brother to see if he actually read Catcher in the Rye for school so she asked him how it ended. But she also hasn’t read the book so right now they’re talking about how Holden dies at the end trying to convince one another they know what they’re talking about. This is just a mess.
(Source: getfuckingcrazy)
i’m a criminal, yo.
